It is an honor and a responsibility to be America's Greatest Living Artist. 

I am often asked what is my muse -- that inner voice that guides me through my wonderful visual passage through this life. 

I see the world differently from you.  Better perhaps.  If you could experience the world as I do, then you would appreciate how wonderful it is to see life through my eyes.  However, for now, you will have to be satisfied hanging my prints on the wall and reveling in the splendor they contain. 

 

 (Pretentious enough to convince you this is art, and not crap?)